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Attention is the debut full-length album from Christian pop punk band Philmont. It was released in Japan with an alternative cover and track listing on June 24, 2009 and in the U.S. and on iTunes on August 25, 2009. It includes several tracks from their Oh Snap EP, which was also recorded by Rob Hawkins in Nashville, Tennessee.
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Candylion is the second solo album by Welsh musician and Super Furry Animals front-man Gruff Rhys. It was released on 8 January 2007 through Rough Trade Records and Team Love and peaked at number fifty on the UK Albums Chart. The album includes the singles \"Candylion\" and \"Gyrru Gyrru Gyrru\".
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