Say sorry. Even if it's not

{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

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Alqosh is a town in the Nineveh Plains of northern Iraq, a sub-district of the Tel Kaif District situated 45 km north of the city of Mosul.

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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?","punchline":"Pasta la vista, baby!","id":148}

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The eleventh season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, an American reality television series, aired on Bravo from May 19, 2021 to November 3, 2021, and is primarily filmed in Beverly Hills, California.

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Soy tu dueña is a Mexican telenovela produced by Nicandro Díaz González for Televisa. It is a remake of the telenovela La Dueña, produced in 1995.

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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

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Summer Breeze Open Air is an annual German heavy metal music festival. It was first held in 1997. The festival had been held in Abtsgmünd until 2006 when it was moved to its new location of Dinkelsbühl, Bavaria. The festival draws around 40,000 attendees annually.