{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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